Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Stop Paying Attention, Just Listen To My Voice

22 April 1996 - 3:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: Why on earth did you people decide not to write a manual for your latest release of MegaWordSoftPro???

ALEX: We specifically designed the software to be so intuitive that you don't need a manual. MegaWordSoftPro has the most consistent, predictable user interface on the market today.

CUSTOMER: You mean, no matter what you do, it locks up your computer?

ALEX: Besides that.

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