Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: I have a copy of both "Nifty Doorways" 5.0 Client & Server, and I have to tell you, I can't see any difference between your products...

ALEX: There are over 73 differences.

CUSTOMER: And what, exactly, are those differences?

ALEX: Look at the bottom of page 3 in your ND Server User's Manual. What does it say?

CUSTOMER: "Note: Nifty Doorways 5.0 Server is completely different from the ND 5.0 Client Package."

ALEX: See? That's 73 differences right there.