Comic Transcript

RECORDING: Hello, you have reached the Technical Support Division. We're sorry, we can't come to the phone right now. Due to some unfortunate legal entanglements, we're currently trying to create a new name and logo for our company.

RECORDING: As some of you may know, unethical software pirates have copyrighted our name and logo. Until we can find new ones, all activities have been put on hold to avoid any unwanted legal issues. Please rest assured that we are working tirelessly with our legal experts to find a neame that fits our company as well as our previous one did.

BOSS: "Surrender Your Soul to Me and Perish."

VIKTOR: Let's try focusing on something else for a while.