Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Citing Your Sources

22 May 1997 - 4:00am — Christopher Wright

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CUSTOMER: Ok. if there was ballot box stuffing, why won't you release the data to prove it?

ALEX: We can't do that.

CUSTOMER: You can't?

ALEX: Well, not exactly... all data collected on our site becomes proprietary information and confidential to the company. We can't divulge that data without incurring serious reprecussions.

CUSTOMER: Meaning?

ALEX: We'd tell you, but we'd have to sue you.

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