Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Next Witness, Office Supplies

1 April 1999 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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FEDS: Please state your name for the record.

BINKY: Sure think, Skipper!

BINKY: I'm Binky, your artificially intelligent guide to the pervasively cheerful world of Ubersoft IntelliProzac (C)(R)(TM) technology. I'll guide you through the wonderful and exciting experience of Ubersoft's patented and trademarked Productivity Software like UberWordSoftPro 2000, allowing you to work more productively, happily, and with increased self-esteem.

FEDS: Artificially intelligent?

BINKY: Saccharine with an attitude, Skipper!

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"Desperately Unfunny."

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"