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Comic Transcript

JIM WASHINGTON: We interrupt this regularly schedule broadcast to bring you breaking news on the Ubersoft v. DOJ "Unholy Business Practices" Trial.

JIM WASHINGTON: As expected, the Judge issued a preliminary finding of fact against Ubersoft today.

JUDGE: It is the opinion of this court that not only are Ubersoft's business practices unholy, they are insulting.

JUDGE: In fact, they are quite simply the most mind-numbingly, unholy practices that I have ever encountered in my entire career as a Judge. Evil. Unholy. Wholly unholy.

JIM WASHINGTON: The judge went on like that for hours.

JUDGE: They're really, really bad!

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