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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Welcome back, big brother! How do you feel?

ALEX: Dizzy, but now that they've re-hired Scott I don't think I'm in any danger.

ALICE: I still find it hard to believe we hired someone we're ENCOURAGING to tell the truth.

ALEX: Well, I think they're taking precautions to minimize the damage.

SCOTT: Does ANYONE in your office speak English?

CUSTOMER: Sprechen sie Deutsch?

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