Comic Transcript

ALICE: Hello, this is Alice from the Ubersoft Marketing Division. I'm calling on behalf of our legal department concerning a recent review of one of our products that you published in your magazine.

THE PRESS: Um. OK.

ALICE: Well, apparently you reviewed "Baron Bomber," a new game from our Syzygy product line. According to your review, Baron Bomber is "derivative fluff that doesn't challenge... a clone of more successful, now dated games."

THE PRESS: ... and that's the truth. I'm sorry, I didn't want to be harsh, but I had to be honest.

ALICE: Oh, we're not upset! We appreciate your honesty. But we are going to use you for violating our license agreement.

THE PRESS: What?