Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

The Problem Queue Database

17 July 2000 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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MONK: Hey, Alex, Henry wants me to install a new application on your machine.

ALEX: (Thinking) Oh, no.

MONK: This is a new problem entry database for our queue. An Ubersoft employee with a problem can just enter his or her ID number, type in a short description, hit enter, and..

ALEX'S COMPUTER: THUNK. GRIND.

MONK: It's not supposed to do THAT.

ALEX'S COMPUTER: THUNK THUNK THUNK WHIRR GRIND GRIND

ALEX: I'm going to take another break.

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