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Other Fish to Fry

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: So you're suing me because you think I MIGHT get drunk, mispronounce my name, and forever tar Apple's iMac computers with the image of an inebriated buffoon?

APPLE LEGAL: Yes, that's it in a nutshell.

(Silence.)

ALEX: You know, the Unix world has this program called "Emacs" --

APPLE LEGAL: We're going alphabetically.

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