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Holiday Advertising II

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Mark, I was hoping you could help me with our new attempt to market the Christmas holidays to a wider range of belief systems. As a Moslem, how could Christmas be made more palatable to you?

MARK: What?

ALICE: As a Moslem, how could Christmas be --

MARK: No, I heard you fine. What makes you think I'm a Moslem?

ALICE: Weren't you held by the FBI for suspected Terrorist activities?

MARK: This storyline has GOT TO STOP NOW.

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