Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

A Crisis of Confidence

24 January 2002 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

BOSS (Thinking): What's happening? My empire is crumbling before my eyes. The world no longer believes that I am the most evil entity in my industry. My badge of office has abandoned me for the upstart who has usurped my reputation.

BOSS (Thinking): Am I losing my touch? Have I lost the old fire and brimstone? Have I lost my feel for evil? Can I no longer harness my malevolence and make the nightmare of technology an all too terrible reality?

BOSS (Thinking): How could this possibly get any worse than it is now?

ALEX: Hey Boss, AOL-Time Warner is suing Ubersoft on the grounds that "they want to and we really can't do anything about it."

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