Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I help you today?

CUSTOMER: Where the heck have you guys been?

ALEX: Well, it's complicated.

CUSTOMER: Complicated??? I've been trying to get through for WEEKS. For the last few weeks your phone numbers have been DISCONNECTED.

ALEX: We've had some billing issues with the utility companies.

(Silence.)

CUSTOMER: What kind of --

ALEX: We didn't pay our bills, the utility companies took issue.