Comic Transcript

(In a completely darkened room.)

MARK: Ohhh... My head.

ALEX (Off-panel): He's awake.

MARK: Hey... What's going on? Why am I tied to this chair!

ALEX (Off-panel): This is for your own good, Mark.

MARK: What is?

ALEX (Off-panel): This is. This is an intervention, Mark. We're getting you the help you need, whether you want it or not. someone turn on the light.

(A clicking sound, as a single light shines down on the vacantly-grinning MARK like a spotlight.)

MARK: I'm a star!

ALEX (Off-panel): Someone turn off the light.