Comic Transcript

RIAA LAWYER: All right, here's how it's gonna work. They're gonna call in and give you a lot fo information. Yer gonna take that information and put it into the computers. I'm gonna take that information from the computers, find 'em, and break their legs.

(Silence.)

ALEX: I thought this was an AMNESTY program.

RIAA LAWYER: We call it that because it sounds friendlier than "tell us who you are so we can break yer legs."