Comic Transcript

RIAA LAWYER: Your Honor, the defense maintains that the RIAA is NOT responsible for dilution of this trademark, but that it was in fact fully diluted before we began to use it for our own nefarious purposes.

RIAA LAWYER: For example, the presence of Pirate radio stations in -

JUDGE: Hold on a moment.

JUDGE: You are admitting that your purposes are, in fact, nefarious?

RIAA LAWYER: Of course. We ARE the music industry.

JUDGE: All right, go on.