Comic Transcript

MARK: Phil! Don't do this!

PHIL: Sorry Mark... I have to know.

PHIL'S COMPUTER: Compiling...

MARK: Think of the dangers! The risks!

PHIL: Everything will be fine.

PHIL'S COMPUTER: Compiling.

MARK: But -

PHIL: There! It's done. Time to find out what, exactly, this thing does.

MARK: Phil, seriously, just don't push that --

(Mouse click.)

(Darkness.)

MARK: Haven't you already coded this one?

PHIL: This is going to be tough to debug.