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An Extreme Approach to Solving the Problem

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: We need to find some way to get Mark away from his computer before he completely loses himself in that game.

PHIL: Right. Hold on a second.

PHIL: I think I remember seeing the fuse box over here...

ALEX (Thinking): Uh-oh.

PHIL: Mark... I'm sorry, but this is for your own good.

(Clicking sound. The lights go out.)

MARK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PHIL: Quick! Grab him now, while he's frenzied with rage!

MARK: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MARK: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PHIL: Maybe we'll let him calm down a bit first.

ALEX: OK.

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