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Looking into the Void

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.

CUSTOMER: Yes, I have a question about my computer's warranty...

ALEX: It's void.

CUSTOMER: What?

ALEX: It's void. Your warranty is void.

CUSTOMER: But I haven't even asked the question! How can you KNOW the warranty is void?

ALEX: Asking questions about the warranty voids the warranty.

CUSTOMER: Well it's nice to know things are getting back to normal over there.

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