Comic Transcript

BOSS: I have been reading through the last few weeks of stories coming out of the press covering Apple, Viktor, and it fascinates me.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: What fascinates you?

BOSS: Right up until the day before Steve jobs announced that Apple would switch to using Intel processors, Apple's press community dismissed the notion as preposterous.

BOSS: After the announcement was made, however... that same community immediately began writing articles explaining why it was the most natural and logical decision Apple could have made, and why it was a good thing for the community at large.

(Silence.)

BOSS: WHY ISN'T OUR PRESS THAT MALLEABLE?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I'll look into it.