Comic Transcript

BOSS: Steve Jobs is a cunning adversary, but I believe he has made a fatal miscalculation in his latest gambit.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: How so?

BOSS: Despite his immense propensity for tyranny, Steve has also relentlessly pursued a vision of refinement. Elegance. Sophistication.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: And Intel has not.

BOSS: I believe this clash of cultures will be more difficult for him to cope with than he realizes.

NARRATOR: Elsewhere...

STEVE JOBS: I see we have decided to mix plaids with solids today.

INTEL EMPLOYEE: Yeah, I like it too!