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Change of Schedule

6 January 2006 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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ALICE: Phil. How's the patch coming?

PHIL: We'll be ready in a week.

ALICE: About that... there's been a change in the release schedule. Apparently our customers feel that waiting a week for a patch to a major security flaw is a bit unreasonable, so we're moving up the schedule just a bit.

(Silence.)

PHIL: When you say "just a bit" --

ALICE: -- you have two hours.

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