Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

The Extent of the Injury

17 January 2006 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: We need to determine how widespread this affliction is.

BOSS: It is VERY widespread, Viktor. I have not been able to come up with a single fiendish thought since the start of last week.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Try it right now. Just... think of something evil, right off the top of your head.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Have you thought of something?

BOSS: I have a thought.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: What are you thinking of?

BOSS: Puppies.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Are they evil puppies?

BOSS: No.

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