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Never Give Them Your Real Name

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

MONK: I took some doing, but I finally got Binky wedged into that closet.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: "Wedged?"

MONK: Er... yeah.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Are you going to be able to get him out when he wakes up?

(Silence.)

MONK: Yes.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Are you going to be able to get him out in a way that will avoid extra charges from the hotel?

(Silence.)

MONK: No.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Then I suggest we all pretend we work for Google.

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