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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

(BACKDROP reads "It's time... for the BINKY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY HOUR!")

ANNOUNCER: Boys and girls, it's time for the Binky Intellectual Property hour! And here's your host, the paperclip you've been waiting for... BINKY!

(DRINKY is pushed out on stage.)

DRINKY: Hey!

CHILDREN: YAY!

(DRINKY looks out over the audience.)

DRINKY: Piracy is bad.

CHILDREN: YAY!

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