Comic Transcript

RIAA LAWYER: Well gentlemen, as much as I'd like to stay and watch the carnage, i'm late for a lawsuit. It seems a young lady has been using her grandmother's computer to illegally download music. I'm off to sue the grandmother.

EVIL CHILDREN: Save Binky.

ALEX: OK, we need a plan.

EVIL CHILDREN: Save Binky.

MARK: Why don't we run?

ALEX: What?

EVIL CHILDREN: Save Binky.

MARK: It's an audience. By definition, we're close to the backstage exit than they are.

ALEX: It just might work!

ALEX: OK -- on three. One, two --