Comic Transcript

RIAA LAWYER: Hmmm. While I admit the prospect of a legal battle is enticing, I'm afraid I just don't have that kind of time.

RIAA LAWYER: Children? Children! Are you enjoying the show tonight?

CHILDREN: YAY!

RIAA LAWYER: Aren't you glad that Binky is here to entertain you tonight?

CHILDREN: YAY!

RIAA LAWYER: Aren't you happy that Binky and his friends have come to visit you, and tell you about the evil dangers of piracy?

CHILDREN: YAY!

RIAA LAWYER: Well I'm afraid that these men are here to try and take Binky away from you. They want to pirate Binky!

(Silence.)

EVIL CHILDREN: Save Binky.

ALEX: I think we're in trouble.