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Maturity

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

MARK: (Off-panel) Don't you dare! Don't you DARE! GIVE ME BACK MY DOCUMENT YOU STUPID HEAP OF PLASTIC!

MARK: (Off-panel) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(A computer monitor flies past ALEX and MONK)

MARK: (Off-panel) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(A computer flies past ALEX and MONK)

MARK: (Carrying a baseball bat) Excuse me, guys.

(MARK walks past ALEX and MONK)

ALEX: He's calmed down a lot.

MARK: (Off-panel) DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

SOUND EFFECT: WHUMP! WHUMP! WHUMP! WHUMP! WHUMP!

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