Comic Transcript

FRED (RED-SHIRTED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE): (Speaking to group) Hello everyone! Welcome to Google! I'm Fred, and I work in the HR Department.

FRED: You are all here for the same reason: you want a chance to work at this great company. Unfortunately, only a few will be given that opportunity.

FRED: As you may be aware, Google uses a series of cunningly devised tests to gauge whether its prospective employees have what it takes to work here. Today you will experience these tests first hand.

(A TENTACLE reaches down from the ceiling toward the group)

#TWITCH

(A TENTACLE pull a member of the group up toward the ceiling)

#BLORT

MEMBER OF GROUP: Wauuugh!

FRED: Your first test will be to avoid being eaten by our ceiling.

#SLURRRRRRP