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Here Be Windmills

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

CAREER COUNSELOR: Welcome to CareersInc. Are you looking for a new career?

SCOTT: Um... yes?

CAREER COUNSELOR: What field interests you most?

SCOTT: Most of my experience is in the computer industry, providing technical support.

CAREER COUNSELOR: What kind of work are you looking for?

SCOTT: I want a job that allows me to maintain my integrity and sense of personal self worth.

(Pause.)

CAREER COUNSELOR: Get out of my office.

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Comments

He has...a mouth!

I can't believe it. mouths exist.

Nah...

it's just a prosthetic.

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