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Retaliatory Strike

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALICE: I'm sorry to say it, Boss, but most of the press coming in from Apple's iPhone release has been overwhelmingly positive. They really like the phone.

BOSS: I am unconcerned.

ALICE: Really? I thought you'd be mad.

BOSS: I am not. I have found their weakness... they rely on another business to provide cellular service for their phone. We will attack them from that direction.

ALICE: Do you mean... ?

BOSS: I do.

BOSS: We will provide AT&T's technical support.

ALEX: Ma'am, in order to activate your iPhone you'll need to stand on top of your desk and drop the phone to the floor. Twice.

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