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2 August 2007 - 6:17am — Christopher Wright
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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright
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ANDY (GOOGLE DEVELOPER): Scott, we're very impressed with you. We'd like you to start work immediately.

SCOTT: Well--

ANDY: --I know you have some concerns about working for us -- moral and ethical concerns -- but I can promise you two things:

ANDY: First, we care very deeply about supporting our customers, and your job here will be to actually provide technical support, not to obfuscate, lie, or make excuses about shoddy software.

ANDY: Second, as a signing bonus we are prepared to give you an iPhone.

(SCOTT shown in yellow Google garb, decked out in "evil runes")

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Comments

I'd do it.

2 August 2007 - 7:05am — RandomX (not verified)

I'd do it.

I'd do it even if I didn't

2 August 2007 - 10:16am — Anonymous (not verified)

I'd do it even if I didn't have the "moral clause" saying I'd be providing real tech support. I want the iPHONE!!!!

Me too.

2 August 2007 - 1:49pm — KnightSword (not verified)

I'd do it in a heartbeat, and I'm not even all that keen on the iPhone. ^.^

I'd take that offer

2 August 2007 - 11:45pm — BlackLiger (not verified)

I'd take that offer.

Hell, any place where they actually care about the customer AND the answer is always "An orbital death ray" is my kinda place.