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Unplanned Obsolescence

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

HENRY: What's going on here?

ALEX: Some old lady snuck past security, destroyed King's computer with a claw hammer, and locked herself in one f the IT closets. It sounds like she's destroying everything in sight.

SOUND EFFECTS: CRASH SMASH CRUNCH

HENRY: I'm calling security. King, it looks like I'm going to have to replace your computer with one of the new ones.

KING: You are?

SOUND EFFECTS: CRUNCH SMASH CRASH

HENRY: We've been holding off on the upgrade until the old computers were unusable, but given the circumstances I guess this qualifies. Wait here. Don't let her leave.

SOUND EFFECTS: SMASH CRUNCH CRASH

SOUND EFFECTS: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

ALEX: Ma'am, we'd like to throw a few more computers in there if you don't mind.

MARK'S MOM: Certainly, dear.

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Comments

Well...

That's one way to get new computers all round.

But does that mean Chris is going to have to draw new monitors?!