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14 November 2007 - 11:47am — Christopher Wright
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BOSS: Never in the history of this company have we had a breac of security as egregious as the one I have witnessed today!

MONK: I don't think it's as bad as you're --

BOSS: An elderly woman is crawling through our ventilation ducts on a mission to destroy our computers with a claw hammer!

HENRY: But she's lost the element of surprise. Now that we're expecting her, she son't be able to do too much more damage before she gets caught.

ALICE: Hey Boss... an old woman just crawled out of a ventilation duct, destroyed one of the Marketing Department's servers with a claw hammer, then crawled back in and left.

BOSS: Why did you allow her to escape?

ALICE: She distracted us with cookies.

BOSS: Cookies?

ALICE: Snickerdoodles.

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Cookies

14 November 2007 - 6:39pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Hey don't feel that bad, at least you guys scored cookies - mmmmm!!!

mmmmm

14 November 2007 - 7:31pm — Angie K

mmm, Snickerdoodle. i haven't had that in awhile!

He should bribe her with a

14 November 2007 - 9:51pm — Anonymous (not verified)

He should bribe her with a Zune. :-)

Mmmm... behold, the power of

15 November 2007 - 9:55am — abb3w (not verified)

Mmmm... behold, the power of cookies.