Comic Transcript

BOSS: You! The one who writes all the things I cannot be bothered to read! Am I correct in assuming that the woman behind that door is your mother?

MARK: ... yes.

BOSS: Stand aside! I shall deal with her myself.

MARK: I can't look.

BOSS: You! Mother of my employee! Cease your destruction and leave that room immediately!

MARK'S MOM: Young man, you will mind your tongue when talking to your elders.

(Silence.)

BOSS: Woman, I am far older than you can imagine.

MARK'S MOM: Oh, posh.