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A Person of Special Interest

17 January 2008 - 4:00am — Christopher Wright
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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright
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ALICE: Oh, there you all are. Viktor's choosing another victim, is he?

MARK: Yes, and the database keeps selecting my name!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Don't worry. As long as you continue to be of value we'll refrain from suing you into oblivion.

MARK: That's not the point!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: So you WANT us to sue you to oblivion?

MARK: No, I --

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Then I fail to see what the point IS.

MARK: The point is that I'm even considered a viable target in the first place!

BARRY: More than viable. That database really has it out for you.

COMPUTER: Please let me have this one. I beg.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Just run it again.

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Comments

Ah Mark....

17 January 2008 - 8:27am — Angie K

It's always Mark, isn't it? One almost feels bad for him. Then one remembers he's just a bunch of pixels. Then one feels worse for it.