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Stacking The Deck

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Alex, if your sister needs to find me, please tell her I'm over at Development choosing the appropriate victim.

MONK: You're going to sue one of the developers?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Interesting thought, but no -- I simply use them to find the patsy.

ALEX: They must be working on a new database or something.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: That's right. It randomly selects an adult human in the United States who is not standing in the immediate room at the time of the search, with the sole exception of your sister.

(Silence)

ALEX: Off to development?

MARK, MONK, AND KING: Yes.

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Comments

BRB

Be right back, I'm heading to the Ubersoft development office.

One step ahead

You're not already there?

super

nice picture

I was...

I was at the Apple development office. They have a similar database.

OK, we need a vote:

Is Yarisma's post comment spam or not? Because I can't imagine that it actually is a nice picture. :D

umm...

I'd say, if it's not negative, it's not spam in this case.....

I was just joking. Mostly. I

I was just joking. Mostly.

I do get comment spam that runs along the lines of "Nice blog!" or "Interesting article!" and then a link to a porn site. I just playing with that similarity.