On The Eve Of Battle
26 February 2008 - 8:02am — Christopher Wright
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Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: We've been given a court date. In only a few days time I will be engaged in the most challenging fight of my legal career.
ALICE: Are you nervous?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: No... though I will admit to a certain level of excitement and anticipation. I can imagine that the other principal participants in this undertaking are feeling essentially the same thing.
JUDGE: Bailiff, I'm going to need you to remove the safety glass from the window overlooking the parking lot on the 8th floor.
BAILIFF: For the last time, no.
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Comments
Huh?
There may be a funny punchline here, but I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
eh...
... I'm just referring back to an older comic.
That poor judge...
The guy just can't get a break, can he?
Said comic
http://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/storyline/one-step-ahead - last two comics here.
Problem - Firefox
On Firefox, the first, previous, next and last buttons go missing for any comic other than the current day's.
They stay where they are on Internet Explorer (7) which I guess means if I want to cycle through comics, I use IE, just thought I'd bring it up.
So the judge is planning to
So the judge is planning to commit suicide then? I was actually thinking he meant it in case someone tries to assassinate viktor... remove the safety glass so the bullet can come through.
Problem
The only problem being that is a lawyer which makes him a blood sucking evil madman and very difficult to kill by normal means, or is that vampires, I always get the two mixed up.
Oh, and Victor is both - http://ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2006/08/less-you-know
I think facilitating
I think facilitating unproblematic defenestration is the general idea.
Heck of a building to have a parking lot on the eighth floor.
Interesting how misunderstandings can accumulate.
I suspect it's the window
I suspect it's the window that's on the eighth floor, not the parking lot. But you're right, that's not worded particularly well.
Bah!
Curse your entirely reasonable pedantry!
... win some, lose some.
Troubleshooting...
Do you mean in general, or just when you're looking at the story arc page?
If it's just the story arc page... yeah. I don't know why it does that, but the story arc pages have their own navigation links at the bottom (the standard drupal page links).
If it's a different situation, then I need to look into that.
Intermittent
It comes and goes. I've seen it to, although I've never checked IE7 to see if it happens there. It's really pretty annoying. Maybe it's a CSS error?
Nope.
It's not a CSS error, it's an error in the way the pager module caches its information. As annoying as it is, it's either that or no navigation links at all.
re: troubleshooting
I meant in general, but they stay up this morning. Just thought I should bring it up.