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13 February 2008 - 4:00am — Christopher Wright
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ADALAI FOULE: ... and once we accomplish that, all the pieces should fall into place. I'm confident the Judge will find you innocent of all charges.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Excellent.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Adalai, hiring you as my defense attorney is the best decision I ever made as a defendant.

ADALAI FOULE: Thank you.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Of course, as the duly appointed representative for the plaintiff I'm going to have to bribe you to drop the case entirely.

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Comments

You know...

13 February 2008 - 3:56pm — Moonsword (not verified)

...there's a much easier solution here. Place Viktor on an 'administrative leave of undefined length', then have Adalai handle the /plaintiff/'s side of the case. Of course, that wouldn't be nearly as funny or as confusing.

nah, the company should fire

13 February 2008 - 8:44pm — spock (not verified)

nah, the company should fire him, and only rehire if found innocent.

Isn't that backward?

14 February 2008 - 9:13am — IUsedOS2 (not verified)

Would not the defense team attempt to bribe the plaintiff's attorney, or the judge, to drop the case? The defense has no case to drop.

"Drop the case" as in no

15 February 2008 - 7:37am — GDwarf (not verified)

"Drop the case" as in no longer representing Viktor, not as in dropping the charges.

Solution

17 February 2008 - 8:00pm — Anon (not verified)

Victor the defendant can accuse Mark of identity theft. It wasn't him, it was Mark! Then the evil computer will be happy.