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Comic Transcript
JUDGE: As much as it genuinely sickens me, the plaintiff will make opening statements.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Thank you, Your Honor, today I intend to prove that a crime of the most heinous sort - the wanton and careless disregard of that most precious of commodities, Ubersoft's intellectual property - has been committed. It has been committed intentionally, and with malice aforethought...
VIKTOR SCHRECK: By the man you see sitting before you there!
(beat)
VIKTOR SCRECK: Imagine that I'm sitting over there looking at myself with a mixture of shock, anger, guilt, and reluctant admiration.
ADALAI FOULE (Offscreen): Objection!
JUDGE (Thinking): This is going to be a long trial.
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>> This is goingo to be a
>> This is goingo to be a long trial
Well, i hope so ROTFLASC
Wow!
Viktor has hands!! (or at least a left one)
Shouldn't there be a tag for
Shouldn't there be a tag for "victor's hands" so we can look up every comic that has Victor and at least one of his hands?
And it appears that Victor is a lefty.
Opus
Well, his left-handedness is
Well, his left-handedness is to be expected given his sinister nature.
I just want to state for the record
That Viktor's left-handedness has nothing whatsoever to do with his sinister nature. I didn't even intentionally make him left handed. I just used his left hand because that meant I didn't need to draw his shoulder.
Victor is an Actor!
Hey! Victor is simply using his "upstage hand." This is something that anyone in theater would do naturally. And since the World's Most Dangerous Cartoonist has a degree in Theater -- it's natural. And, of course, not having to draw a shoulder is a plus. Shoulders are awkward and get in the way of the rest of the body.