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A Trained Legal Mind

25 February 2008 - 8:10am — Christopher Wright
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ALICE: I don't get it, Viktor -- how do you manage to do this without going crazy?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Manage to do what?

ALICE: Manage to be both plaintiff and defendant at the same time. Doesn't it get confusing? Contradictory?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Not at all. I'm a lawyer.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Any lawyer worth his salt will have been taught to handle paradoxes by his second year in law school. It simply requires a willingness to compartmentalize until the contradiction is no longer relevant.

ALICE: So you deal with paradox by ignoring it the inherent contradictions until they go away?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It is a fundamental concept of contract law.

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Comments

Fundamental Concepts

25 February 2008 - 10:58am — ArtistsDad

Interesting. The same fundamental concept that allows any time travel story to work.

Hahah

25 February 2008 - 12:29pm — Prinny Squad (not verified)

I literally held my head in my hands reading this. So painful, yet so funny. Well done sir.

I wish this worked on my

25 February 2008 - 7:48pm — Lisa (not verified)

I wish this worked on my bills

It does. If you just ignore

27 February 2008 - 12:38am — timmie (not verified)

It does. If you just ignore your bills, eventually, your phone will be disconnected, you will have all your stuff taken, and you will be evicted. Then, your creditors will no longer be able to call or mail you, and you will be too difficult to track down, and the problem of your bills will have gone away!