Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

A Brand New You

28 March 2008 - 10:30am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

BOSS: You have chromed my head programmer?

STEVE: Of course not. Phil is a human being. He'd never survive the chroming process.

BOSS: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY EMPLOYEE?

STEVE: Take it easy there, Sport! Phil's going to be fine. We're just...giving him a little extra...

PHIL: Hallo chums!

STEVE: ...social acumen.

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Comments

Note to self:

28 March 2008 - 10:31am — Christopher Wright

Fix the Boss' font. :P

Edit: OK, Fixed.

Hmm...

28 March 2008 - 11:34am — Steppanwolf (not verified)

Phil appears to be a cross between Mr. Gable...and Mr. Heffner.

Heffner?

28 March 2008 - 2:19pm — Christopher Wright

Maybe I should give him a velvet smoking jacket. :)

I still...

28 March 2008 - 3:10pm — MuseUnchained

stand by my vote of Lickable.

Am I forgetting...

28 March 2008 - 6:39pm — Sean (not verified)

where the Boss' letters went, or is something sinister once again afoot?

Last

28 March 2008 - 7:45pm — Christopher Wright

Last appearance:

http://ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2007/08/unwelcome-news

Aaaaa!

29 March 2008 - 9:37am — dtech

New artwork? Hell just god a centigrade colder.
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