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A Brand New You

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

BOSS: You have chromed my head programmer?

STEVE: Of course not. Phil is a human being. He'd never survive the chroming process.

BOSS: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY EMPLOYEE?

STEVE: Take it easy there, Sport! Phil's going to be fine. We're just...giving him a little extra...

PHIL: Hallo chums!

STEVE: ...social acumen.

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Comments

Note to self:

Fix the Boss' font. :P

Edit: OK, Fixed.

Hmm...

Phil appears to be a cross between Mr. Gable...and Mr. Heffner.

Heffner?

Maybe I should give him a velvet smoking jacket. :)

I still...

stand by my vote of Lickable.

Am I forgetting...

where the Boss' letters went, or is something sinister once again afoot?

Last

Aaaaa!

New artwork? Hell just god a centigrade colder.
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