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If It Looks Too Easy It Probably Is

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALICE: I know you've been having a difficult time over the last few years... being labeled a terrorist, arrested twice, put on the no-fly list...

MARK: And?

ALICE: I can make all of that go away. We have a project that needs a writer with a classified clearance, and after you get through the vetting process all that information is updated once and for all!

MARK: Hey that could actually work!

MARK: Wait... that COULD actually work...

[Pause filled with dread]

ALICE: Yes, there is a catch.

MARK: Ah.

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Comments

Doesn't he know...

...that there's always a catch? Always is and always will be.

If it looks too good to be true, it probably is...

Run, Mark, run.

See Mark Run!

See Mark Run!

Flee! Mark, Flee!

On a side note, clearance has an A, not an e.