Comic Transcript

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: To help you understand the Associated Press' position on this very difficult and nuanced matter, I'd like a volunteer from the audience for a little demonstration I've set up.

(Silence.)

(The crowd of bloggers take a step back, leaving KING standing alone in front.)

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: It's good to know the blogging community chooses its volunteers the same way everyone else does!

KING (Thinking): Boy do I feel sorry for that guy.