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Let The Culling Begin

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

UNSEEN BLOGGER: ... and that's when I decided it was time to start my own site.

KING (Thinking): There are too many legitimate bloggers in this room.

UNSEEN BLOGGER #2: Sounds like you made the right decision. You've been doing really well lately.

UNSEEN BLOGGER: I got lucky. Atrios linked to me last October and a lot of the visitors kept coming back.

KING (Thinking): Everything I'm doing to convince the Associated Press that my credentials are legit will be easily detected by these guys. I need to thin the herd a little.

UNSEEN BLOGGER #2: So what do you do about comment spam?

UNSEEN BLOGGER: I grit my teeth and pull out my hair. A lot.

KING: Hi there.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Can I help you?

KING: I don't want to alarm you, but you see that guy wearing the blue-and-green striped T-shirt? I thought you guys should know... he's not a real blogger.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: He's not? What is he?

KING: He's a web cartoonist.

SPOKESMAN FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: Security!

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Comments

Blue and green striped T-shirt

So, Chris -- what color was your shirt the day you drew this strip?

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. -- Scott

Black.

Solid black. :)

Of course, that was the

Of course, that was the color of his shirt the day before and the day after. And, most likely, two weeks before.

And, no, it's not (necessarily) the same shirt.