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Barry's Secret Weapon

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

BARRY: So anyway, about this credit card test...

ALEX: NO, Barry. I've already said "no," and I'll keep saying "no" until you go away.

BARRY: But I'm not going away.

ALEX: Then I'm going to say "no" a lot.

BARRY: You know, when I first got this promotion Phil told me that I'd have to deal with this some day. He said that whenever you were uncooperative, all I needed to do was repeat one phrase... what was it again...

BARRY: Oh yes. "I have your manager on speed dial."

ALEX: ... I'll get my wallet.

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