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Danger Assessment

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

THE BOSS: I have assembled this meeting to discuss the latest threat that plagues my empire. To wit, McFoodStuffs has patented the method for creating a sandwich.

(Silence.)

PHIL: Do we actually sell any sandwiches?

SHEILA: I don't think so.

ALICE: Is there any way our software packaging methods might infringe on that patent?

SKIP: No, I doubt it.

(Silence.)

ALICE: We can't find any evidence of infringement within Ubersoft. We don't think that patent applies to us at all.

BOSS: So you believe they will sue.

ALICE: Probably.

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Comments

:)

this oughta be fun.

color sense

Ummm. Is Skip from a different department? Is it possible he inherited his color sense from the Artist's father?

colour nonsense...

Dear ArtistsDad,

How Wright can you be!

http://nale.org.uk

Not to be nitpicky...

...but is it McFoodStuffs or McFoodstuffs? The transcript and the previous comic say one thing, but this comic says another.

Personally, I prefer

Personally, I prefer McFoodstuffs. Just to throw in my 2 cents there.