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Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
2003	02 Jan	Sensei	The Wisdom of the Sage
2003	05 Jan	The Wisdom of the Sage	The Wisdom of the Sage
2003	06 Jan	The Wisdom of the Sage, Continued	The Wisdom of the Sage
2003	07 Jan	Learning the Mantra	The Wisdom of the Sage
2003	08 Jan	Plotting an Intervention	Intervention
2003	12 Jan	Plotting an Intervention, Continued	Intervention
2003	13 Jan	Collecting the Troops	Intervention
2003	14 Jan	Stalling for Time	Intervention
2003	15 Jan	Stalling, Stalling, Stalled	Intervention
2003	19 Jan	Things Get Dangerous	Intervention
2003	20 Jan	Minor Complications	Intervention
2003	21 Jan	Charge, Retreat	Intervention
2003	22 Jan	Regrouping	Intervention
2003	23 Jan	Bushwhacking	Intervention
2003	26 Jan	Deprogramming	Deprogramming
2003	27 Jan	A Decisive Lack of Progress	Deprogramming
2003	28 Jan	Setting the Wrong Stage	Deprogramming
2003	29 Jan	A Desperate Maneuver	Deprogramming
2003	30 Jan	The Turning Point	Deprogramming
2003	02 Feb	Loose Ends	Deprogramming
2003	03 Feb	Finale	Deprogramming
2003	04 Feb	Documentation Triage	One-Off
2003	05 Feb	UberMapper	UberMapper
2003	06 Feb	UberMapper II	UberMapper
2003	09 Feb	Fluidity	Fluidity
2003	10 Feb	Liquidity	Fluidity
2003	19 Feb	Snow Break	One-Off
2003	20 Feb	Topographical Humor	One-Off
2003	23 Feb	A New Idea	Bugs Are Cool
2003	24 Feb	Bugs Are Cool	Bugs Are Cool
2003	25 Feb	Theory, In Practice	Bugs Are Cool
2003	26 Feb	Bugging the Press	Bugs Are Cool
2003	27 Feb	Bugging the Press, Continued	Bugs Are Cool
2003	05 Mar	The Magic Bullet	The Magic Bullet
2003	06 Mar	Pointing the Finger	The Magic Bullet
2003	09 Mar	Apathy	Scott's Coup
2003	10 Mar	The Path of Least Resistance	Scott's Coup
2003	11 Mar	He Who Does Not Learn From The Past	Scott's Coup
2003	12 Mar	Self-Reflection	Scott's Coup
2003	13 Mar	Scott's Coup	Scott's Coup
2003	16 Mar	Sinners and Saints	Scott's Coup
2003	17 Mar	A Meeting of Masterminds	Scott's Coup
2003	18 Mar	Waiting for the Other Shoe	Scott's Coup
2003	19 Mar	Crossing the Line?	Scott's Coup
2003	20 Mar	Consequences	Scott's Coup
2003	23 Mar	Recursion	Scott's Coup
2003	25 Mar	Jekyl v. Hyde	Scott's Coup
2003	26 Mar	Hyde v. Jekyl	Scott's Coup
2003	27 Mar	Ethical Sabotage	Scott's Coup
2003	30 Mar	UML	UML
2003	31 Mar	UML 2	UML
2003	01 Apr	UML 3	UML
2003	02 Apr	H. M. S. Ubersoft	One-Off
2003	06 Apr	The Guinea Pig	The Guinea Pig
2003	08 Apr	That Sinking Feeling	The Guinea Pig
2003	09 Apr	Feeling the Heat	The Guinea Pig
2003	10 Apr	Where There's Smoke, Run Away	The Guinea Pig
2003	14 Apr	Error Correction	Error Correction
2003	15 Apr	A Difference of Perspective	Error Correction
2003	16 Apr	Theraputic Activity	Error Correction
2003	17 Apr	Personifying the Microchip	Error Correction
2003	21 Apr	Silicon Metaphysics	Error Correction
2003	22 Apr	Inanimate Behavior	Error Correction
2003	23 Apr	An Appropriate Conclusion	Error Correction
2003	24 Apr	Comparing Tall Tales	SCO'rred For Life
2003	24 Apr	Fishing For Leverage	One-Off
2003	28 Apr	Lack of Interest	Error Correction
2003	29 Apr	Stress	Stress
2003	30 Apr	Speculation	Stress
2003	02 May	Reprieve, Kinda	Stress
2003	04 May	Web Comics Awareness Day	One-Off
2003	18 May	Back Into It	One-Off
2003	19 May	Foolish Consistency	One-Off
2003	21 May	St. Alex	St. Alex
2003	22 May	St. Alex's Unfortunate Miracle	St. Alex
2003	26 May	Confirming the Mystery	St. Alex
2003	27 May	Cat, Bag, Extraction	St. Alex
2003	28 May	Unsuitable Gifts	St. Alex
2003	29 May	Signs and Wonders	St. Alex
2003	30 May	Petitioning for an Intervention	St. Alex
2003	02 Jun	Convicted by the Law of Averages	St. Alex
2003	03 Jun	A Sentence No Man Should Bear	St. Alex
2003	04 Jun	The Marketing Wonk	The Marketing Wonk
2003	05 Jun	The New Pecking Order	The Marketing Wonk
2003	09 Jun	Patenting a Canary	The Marketing Wonk
2003	11 Jun	Patenting the Canary Cage	The Marketing Wonk
2003	13 Jun	Pioneers in the Field	The Marketing Wonk
2003	16 Jun	The Security Initiative	The Security Initiative
2003	17 Jun	The Opposite of Initiative	The Security Initiative
2003	17 Jun	Just Another Marketing Initiative	The Security Initiative
2003	19 Jun	Not Quite As Different As They Thought	The Security Initiative
2003	23 Jun	Just Another Press Release	The Security Initiative
2003	23 Jun	The Board Meeting	One-Off
2003	24 Jun	Protest	One-Off
2003	27 Jun	Here We SCO Again	Here We SCO Again
2003	30 Jun	SCO Has An Epiphany	Here We SCO Again
2003	01 Jul	Try Before You Buy	Here We SCO Again
2003	02 Jul	It Only Takes A Moment Of Weakness	Here We SCO Again
2003	08 Jul	Behind Closed Doors	Behind Closed Doors
2003	09 Jul	Reunion	Behind Closed Doors

Poll

UberTWIT

ubersoft: First comic of the new year is up. Here's hoping for many more!
ubersoft: ... and Linux said, "OK. I took that. Want to try again?" And I said "AUGH!"
ubersoft: Trying to make kino recognize my firewire port. Compiling from source. Take that, Linux!
ubersoft: Companies are now being sued for using the term "netbook." In other news, my List Of Things To Make Fun Of In My Comic just grew.
ubersoft: @jeffdarlington Leave it to a Thinkpad to be able to fit two monitors in a single laptop!

Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"