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Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
2004	04 Jan	Digital Photography	Digital Photography
2004	05 Jan	Digital Photography, Continued	Digital Photography
2004	06 Jan	Oranges and Tangerines	One-Off
2004	07 Jan	Lest Old Ambitions Be Forgot	One-Off
2004	08 Jan	Double-blind Development	Double-blind Development
2004	11 Jan	Double-blind Development, Continued	Double-blind Development
2004	13 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Three	Double-blind Development
2004	14 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Four	Double-blind Development
2004	18 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Five	Double-blind Development
2004	19 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Six	Double-blind Development
2004	20 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Seven	Double-blind Development
2004	21 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Eight	Double-blind Development
2004	22 Jan	Double-blind Development, Part Nine	Double-blind Development
2004	25 Jan	It Happened One Knight	It Happened One Knight
2004	27 Jan	Fee Fi Foe	It Happened One Knight
2004	01 Feb	Enter, Pink Elephant, Stage Right	Drug of Choice
2004	02 Feb	Quitting the Game	Drug of Choice
2004	03 Feb	The Smart Money	Drug of Choice
2004	08 Feb	Untouched	Drug of Choice
2004	09 Feb	Untouched, Continued	Drug of Choice
2004	10 Feb	Technicality	Drug of Choice
2004	11 Feb	Zero Hour	Drug of Choice
2004	12 Feb	First Impressions	Drug of Choice
2004	15 Feb	Squaring Off	Drug of Choice
2004	16 Feb	Implausible Deniability	Drug of Choice
2004	17 Feb	Nothing to Trade	Drug of Choice
2004	22 Feb	Wacky Sitcom Hijinx	Drug of Choice
2004	23 Feb	A Captivating Demonstration	Drug of Choice
2004	24 Feb	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Two	Drug of Choice
2004	29 Feb	Viral Containment	Viral Containment
2004	01 Mar	Viral Containment, Continued	Viral Containment
2004	02 Mar	Viral Containment, Finale	Viral Containment
2004	03 Mar	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Three	Drug of Choice
2004	04 Mar	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Four	Drug of Choice
2004	08 Mar	Dot NIT Revisited	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	09 Mar	Putting it Succinctly	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	10 Mar	Deliberate Evasion	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	15 Mar	Tracking Down the Source	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	16 Mar	The Oracle Speaks	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	22 Mar	The Marketing Angle	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	23 Mar	Miscommunication	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	25 Mar	Bad News, Good News	One-Off
2004	29 Mar	Something Wicked This Way Skips	Aural Infringement
2004	30 Mar	Merrily We Litigate	Aural Infringement
2004	31 Mar	April Fools?	Aural Infringement
2004	05 Apr	That Certain Feeling	Aural Infringement
2004	07 Apr	Moral High Ground	Aural Infringement
2004	11 Apr	No Explanation Given	One-Off
2004	02 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	03 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Two	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	04 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Three	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	05 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Four	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	06 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Five	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	09 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero: Part Six	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	10 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Seven	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	11 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Eight	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	12 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Nine	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	16 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Part Ten	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	17 May	Democracy: Divide by Zero, Aftermath	Democracy: Divide by Zero
2004	19 May	Supply, Demand, Apathy	One-Off
2004	24 May	Paying the Piper	One-Off
2004	25 May	Inconsistencies	One-Off
2004	27 May	Ahoy	Ahoy
2004	31 May	Ahoy Again	Ahoy
2004	01 Jun	Step Three: Profit	Ahoy
2004	06 Jun	Terms of Use	Terms of Use
2004	07 Jun	Terms of Use II	Terms of Use
2004	08 Jun	The Independent Study	The Independent Study
2004	09 Jun	The Independent Study, Part 2	The Independent Study
2004	14 Jun	The Independent Study, Part 3	The Independent Study
2004	20 Jun	The Science of Commerce	One-Off
2004	28 Jun	What They Tell You	What They Tell You
2004	29 Jun	What They Tell You, Continued	What They Tell You
2004	01 Jul	Another Year Older...	One-Off
2004	05 Jul	Trouble Customers	Trouble Customers
2004	06 Jul	Trouble Customers, Continued	Trouble Customers
2004	08 Jul	The Confrontation	Trouble Customers
2004	13 Jul	The Confrontation, Continued	Trouble Customers
2004	27 Jul	The Truth, Revealed	Trouble Customers
2004	05 Aug	Slow Week	One-Off
2004	08 Aug	An Unlikely Response	Bizarro Phil
2004	09 Aug	Disturbing Behavior	Bizarro Phil
2004	10 Aug	Too Far Gone	Bizarro Phil
2004	11 Aug	Fishing for Denial	Bizarro Phil
2004	12 Aug	Possible Alternative Explanation	Bizarro Phil
2004	16 Aug	Damaged Goods?	Bizarro Phil
2004	29 Aug	A Changed Man	Bizarro Phil
2004	05 Sep	Bizarro Phil (Recap)	Bizarro Phil
2004	06 Sep	Gathering the Forces of Darkness	Bizarro Phil
2004	07 Sep	Nuance	Bizarro Phil
2004	08 Sep	A Matter of Principle	Bizarro Phil
2004	09 Sep	One Man's Crack-up is Another Man's Vacation	Bizarro Phil
2004	12 Sep	Interruption	Bizarro Phil
2004	26 Sep	Interrogation	Bizarro Phil
2004	27 Sep	Rapid Response	Bizarro Phil
2004	30 Sep	Speak of the Devil	Bizarro Phil
2004	10 Oct	Doom	Bizarro Phil
2004	11 Oct	A Bird In The Hand Is Occasionally Useless	Bizarro Phil
2004	12 Oct	Testing the Excuse	Bizarro Phil
2004	13 Oct	Gemini	Bizarro Phil

Poll

UberTWIT

ubersoft: First comic of the new year is up. Here's hoping for many more!
ubersoft: ... and Linux said, "OK. I took that. Want to try again?" And I said "AUGH!"
ubersoft: Trying to make kino recognize my firewire port. Compiling from source. Take that, Linux!
ubersoft: Companies are now being sued for using the term "netbook." In other news, my List Of Things To Make Fun Of In My Comic just grew.
ubersoft: @jeffdarlington Leave it to a Thinkpad to be able to fit two monitors in a single laptop!

Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"