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Help Desk Character Archives: Alice

Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
2000	14 Apr	Family	The Truth Virus
2000	17 Apr	Preliminary Report	The Truth Virus
2000	26 Apr	Negotiations	The Truth Virus
2000	28 Apr	Back to Normal	The Truth Virus
2000	17 May	Modern Advertising At Its Best	One-Off
2000	05 Jun	Fine Print, Part One	Fine Print
2000	06 Jun	Fine Print, Part Two	Fine Print
2000	07 Jun	Fine Print, Part Three	Fine Print
2000	08 Jun	Fine Print, Part Four	Fine Print
2000	09 Jun	Fine Print, Part Five	Fine Print
2000	11 Aug	Patent Petulance	Patent Petulance
2000	09 Oct	Waking Up Alex	Many Faces of Terror
2000	25 Dec	Merry Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	26 Dec	Merry Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	27 Dec	Merry Day After the Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2001	22 Jan	The Thing	The Thing
2001	24 Jan	The Thing Part 3	The Thing
2001	25 Jan	The Thing Part 4	The Thing
2001	03 May	Accounting Discrepancies	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	04 May	Alternative Licenses	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	07 May	The End Run	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	08 May	Getting the Dirt	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	09 May	Incidental Commerce	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	10 May	The Payoff	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	11 May	A Fool By Any Other Color	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	21 May	The Cost of Bribery	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	23 May	The Many Phases of Evil	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	24 May	One Of Their Own	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	02 Jul	The Birthday	The Birthday
2001	21 Dec	Holiday Advertising	Holiday Advertising
2001	24 Dec	Holiday Advertising II	Holiday Advertising
2002	16 Jan	Unfriendly Competition	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	18 Apr	Evil on a Deadline	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	24 Apr	Evil Secrets	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	25 Apr	Evil's Saturation Point	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	29 Apr	The Rime of the Ancient Marketer	The Rime of the Ancient Marketer
2002	07 May	Schroedinger's Plot	Schroedinger's Plot
2002	16 May	The Rime of the Ancient Marketer, Continued	The Rime of the Ancient Marketer
2002	06 Aug	Meanwhile...	The Game
2002	07 Aug	Weathering the Drought	The Game
2002	14 Aug	Preparing for Battle	The Game
2002	19 Aug	Interlude	One-Off
2002	20 Aug	A New Concept	The Game
2002	21 Aug	The New Evil Plan	The Game
2002	22 Aug	Complete Immersion	The Game
2002	23 Aug	Already On That Angle	Psychic DMCA Hotline
2002	09 Sep	The Evil That Games Do III	The Evil That Games Do
2002	12 Sep	The Evil That Games Do V	The Evil That Games Do
2002	13 Sep	The Evil That Games Do VI	The Evil That Games Do
2002	17 Sep	Product Branding	One-Off
2002	14 Oct	Like, A Testimonial, Part 1	Like, A Testimonial
2002	15 Oct	Like, A Testimonial, Part 2	Like, A Testimonial
2002	16 Oct	Like, A Testimonial, Part 3	Like, A Testimonial
2002	17 Oct	Like, A Testimonial, Part 4	Like, A Testimonial
2002	18 Oct	Like, A Testimonial, Part 5	Like, A Testimonial
2002	21 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 1	Shilling For The Man
2002	22 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 2	Shilling For The Man
2002	23 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 3	Shilling For The Man
2002	24 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 4	Shilling For The Man
2002	25 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 5	Shilling For The Man
2003	03 Jan	Sensei	The Wisdom of the Sage
2003	24 Feb	A New Idea	Bugs Are Cool
2003	25 Feb	Bugs Are Cool	Bugs Are Cool
2003	03 Jun	A Sentence No Man Should Bear	St. Alex
2003	04 Jun	The Marketing Wonk	The Marketing Wonk
2003	05 Jun	The New Pecking Order	The Marketing Wonk
2003	13 Jun	Pioneers in the Field	The Marketing Wonk
2003	16 Jun	The Security Initiative	The Security Initiative
2003	17 Jun	The Opposite of Initiative	The Security Initiative
2003	18 Jun	Just Another Marketing Initiative	The Security Initiative
2003	20 Jun	Not Quite As Different As They Thought	The Security Initiative
2003	23 Jun	Just Another Press Release	The Security Initiative
2003	24 Jun	The Board Meeting	One-Off
2003	27 Aug	An Unfortunate Connection	An Unfortunate Connection
2003	24 Oct	The Pirates, of Remonstrance, Part 8	The Pirates of Remonstrance
2003	31 Oct	That Time of the Year	One-Off
2003	18 Nov	Still Searching For Spin	One-Off
2004	02 Feb	Enter, Pink Elephant, Stage Right	Drug of Choice
2004	03 Feb	Quitting the Game	Drug of Choice
2004	12 Feb	Zero Hour	Drug of Choice
2004	17 Feb	Implausible Deniability	Drug of Choice
2004	04 Mar	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Three	Drug of Choice
2004	05 Mar	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Four	Drug of Choice
2004	09 Mar	Dot NIT Revisited	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	17 Mar	The Oracle Speaks	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	23 Mar	The Marketing Angle	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	24 Mar	Miscommunication	Dot NIT Revisited
2004	30 Mar	Something Wicked This Way Skips	Aural Infringement
2004	31 Mar	Merrily We Litigate	Aural Infringement
2004	01 Apr	April Fools?	Aural Infringement
2004	06 Apr	That Certain Feeling	Aural Infringement
2004	08 Apr	Moral High Ground	Aural Infringement
2004	02 Jun	Step Three: Profit	Ahoy
2004	09 Jun	The Independent Study	The Independent Study
2004	10 Jun	The Independent Study, Part 2	The Independent Study
2004	29 Jun	What They Tell You	What They Tell You
2004	30 Jun	What They Tell You, Continued	What They Tell You
2004	18 Nov	What I Meant To Say	FOE
2004	19 Nov	The New Initiative	FOE
2005	08 Feb	Degrees, MInutes, Seconds	Degrees, MInutes, Seconds

Poll

Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"